The Knitting Circle Rapist Annihilation Squad - Plot & Excerpts
One fixture is composed of taxidermied squirrel frozen in the act of scratching a ceramic pine stump, with a shade crafted of old neckties. Another is a plastic monkey wearing a vest and holding a light bulb in each hand. A third has a red pump shoe for a base, and a fishnet stocking—clad female mannequin leg for a post. The bare bulb sticks out at a fifteen-degree angle at the top. The room is carpeted in cruddy red shag, with walls lined with peeling fake wood paneling. Crucifixes compete with praying hands for wall space around a poster of Jesus wearing camo fatigues and pointing at the viewer, with the caption, “Jesus wants YOU to save some souls.” A fiberboard bookshelf held together with duct tape stands in one corner. Nestled within are seven stolen Gideon Bibles, the complete Left Behind series, a clearly-intentionally-mangled sacrificial copy of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, a DVD of Cats, a CD of Ted Nugent Plays Gospel Favorites, and an ancient and well-read copy of Everything You Always Wanted to Know about Sex, But Were Afraid to Ask, all book-ended by a pair of carved wooden NASCAR Jesuses.
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