The Lark's Lament: A Fools' Guild Mystery - Plot & Excerpts
—GRAND THEFT AUDIO, “STOOPID ASS” “Marseille?” I said in disbelief. “Did you just say Marseille?” “I did say Marseille,” said Claudia. “You say, I say, we all say Marseille,” chanted Helga. “Stop that, Helga,” I said. “It’s very irritating.” “Did a group of smelly guards grab you while you were peacefully playing with dolls today?” asked Helga. “No, but—” “Have you recently been tied up and threatened with rape and dismemberment if you didn’t tell them everything?” she continued, her lower lip trembling slightly. “No,” I said. “And I told them nothing!” she shouted. “I am sorry, Apprentice.” She stuck her tongue out at me. “You say, I say, we all say Marseille,” she chanted again. “I am starting to feel sorry for those smelly guards,” remarked Grelho. “Well, I guess you’ll be leaving in the morning. Unless you feel it is a matter of sufficient urgency for you to leave immediately. I’ll help you pack.” “Do you really think Lady Mathilde is behind all of this?”
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