Not only because Bs were for losers but because some idiot went on to win MY blue ribbon. Jeremy Smith did some boring report on windmills and how they would solve the energy crisis. Yeah right. The only thing that was going to solve the energy crisis was math and A LOT of it. The worst part? He didn’t even have a ta-da moment. He just made a lame three-panel board covered in a bunch of pictures. I just didn’t know what those judges were thinking. Didn’t anyone have standards anymore? You think Albert Einstein ever made a three-panel board? Of course not! He had awesome hair and people with awesome hair only did awesome things, just like Dad and me. Not only did that terrible B put me in a funk, it put my GPA in a funk too. I needed to do some major studying and major extra credit to get it back up to my perfect 4.0. Luckily, spring break was coming up so I had a whole seven days to independently study until my eyeballs fell out. I asked Mrs. Hanebury if there was anything I could do to get my science grade back on track.
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