Zeezah’s ‘pregnancy’ had been denied by a Laddz ‘spokesman’ (Jay Parker, I was guessing), but that didn’t stop speculation that she was about ten weeks gone. A whole half-page was given over to a column by some pregnancy expert, who told us how Zeezah might be feeling at the moment – nauseous, probably, in the mornings. You don’t say! Perhaps a little more tired than usual. It gave dietary tips – plenty of fresh fruit and veg, red meat at least twice a week and a recommendation that she take a calcium supplement. It advised gentle exercise – yoga, perhaps, and brisk walking. There was also tons of coverage of Zeezah’s recent marriage to John Joseph and absolutely loads about the upcoming gigs. Just as Artie had predicted, there were also stories about the other Laddz. There was an ‘At Home’ with Frankie, Myrna and the twins, except the ‘At Home’ had been obviously done in a hotel, because the place was big, bright, clean and uncluttered, nothing like the hellish, nappy-riddled abyss I’d visited.
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