The Unfinished Symphony Of You And Me - Plot & Excerpts
I shifted from one foot to the other. ‘I kind of did, actually.’ ‘YOU MADE THE SEX WITH THE HUNGARIAN?’ ‘Well, yes.’ ‘How many times?’ Barry’s face was cracked in two with amazement. ‘Quite a few, to be honest. We’ve been on three dates and I’ve … we’ve … Er, I can’t stop, Barry. It turns out I like wild sex a lot more than I’d thought.’ Barry shook his head dazedly. ‘Oh, my days,’ he said. ‘Oh, my days. Chicken is getting regular sexings with a Hungarian dwarf.’ ‘He’s not a dwarf! He’s just shorter than me.’ Barry looked pointedly at the top of my head. ‘Shorter than you, Chicken, is pretty fuckin’ short.’ I frowned. ‘You’re like a little Shetland pony, my girl. Without all the fur. Although you do have that little Shetland pot-belly thing going on –’ ‘SHUT IT!’ ‘Sorry, Chicken!’ Barry was giggling. I was not. ‘Barry, seriously. Enough about my weight.’ We both paused, surprised. He peered at me. ‘Chicken, are you well?’ ‘I’m fine.
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