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The Vampire is Just Not That Into You (2009)

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ISBN
0545202388 (ISBN13: 9780545202381)
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English
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Scholastic Paperbacks

The Vampire Is Just Not That Into You (2009) - Plot & Excerpts

I saw this at Wal-Mart and was really looking forward to reading it. This book is separated into 3 parts. The Vampire is Just Not That Into You has information that will help her decode her "relationship with her vampire". I loved the color scheme throughout the book and loved reading the quizzes it had. It also had "testimonials" about relationships from the human's and vampire's perspective. There were many times where I had to force myself to finish the book because the writing was so blasé. I could definitely tell when there was Twilight influences. I would recommend for people to borrow it from a friend or check it out from a library. I would definitely avoid buying it. This was one of those books that I accidentaly found while putting books away in the "Teen Ficton" section at work... and I couldnt put it down. It is a spoof on dating guides.. about how to catch your vampire, which one is the right type of vampire for you, how to keep him once you have him... Plus what happens when he gets tired of you and starts thinking about how mjuch better you taste then being totally stuck on you. This was ggreat and it had me cracking up the whole time. It was a nice break from normal reading.

What do You think about The Vampire Is Just Not That Into You (2009)?

This book was sooooo funny.I was laughing every page.If you love vampires I recomend this book.
—suren

Hysterical! It made me laugh so hard! Loved it! I keep going back to it for comic relief.
—stylesbabe96

It had some fun-like games that did interest me. So, it was ok.
—honorsman

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