Thinking About It Only Makes It Worse (2014) - Plot & Excerpts
I think I might feel guilty about expressing hatred for the internet if there were any chance that it would thereby be stopped. I might pause to consider its blessings and possibilities if its fate were genuinely in my hands. But, for some reason, it’s not – so I reckon I can let rip in slagging it off, safe in the knowledge that it won’t make a blind bit of difference. The truth is that modern technology is amazing. The machines most of us use every day are like magic. If I’d seen an iPad as a child, it would have been like an episode of The Box of Delights had come to life. But the people who sell us those machines are getting rich, so I see no reason for them also to get praised. And let’s not forget all the havoc these advances are wreaking. In this section, I slag off automatic arse-wipers, cameraphones, snazzy weather maps, online comment sections and internet dating. It also contains the secret of eternal life. *Dare you compromise on sphincteral cleanliness?
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