A good stroke. * Did you hear the new national anthem of Monaco? “She’ll Be Comin’ ’Round the Mountain When She Comes . . .” * Did you hear Prince Rainier finally got some good news? The car is covered by insurance. * Did you know that Princess Grace was on the radio? And on the dashboard and on the steering wheel... * What would Princess Grace be doing if she were alive today? Scratching at the inside of her coffin. * Did you hear about the new Vic Morrow movie? Blade Runner II. It’s being made in two parts. * One day in heaven John Lennon was sitting around looking pretty blue. Luckily Steve McQueen was on the next cloud over, and he came by and asked Lennon how come he was so down-in-the-mouth. “Oh, I miss Yoko and Sean and my fans, I guess,” said Lennon. “It’s just not as much fun being dead as it was being alive.” “Well cheer up,” said McQueen, “I’m having a party.” So Lennon was looking pretty cheerful when Bob Marley drifted by a few hours later. “What’s happening, mon?”
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