To make suckers out of men. * Why did the Detroit Lions hire two nuns and a prostitute for the new season? Because they needed two tight ends and a wide receiver. * A fellow goes to confession and tells the priest, “Father, I've had an affair with another woman.” “I see,” says the priest, looking...
He made a lame man blind. * What was the Pope's second miracle? He walked under water. * What was the Pope's third miracle? He cured a ham. * Did you hear about the Pope's plan to redecorate the Sistine Chapel? . . . . in knotty pine? * You know why the Pope didn't want to accept the position? It...
A good stroke. * Did you hear the new national anthem of Monaco? “She’ll Be Comin’ ’Round the Mountain When She Comes . . .” * Did you hear Prince Rainier finally got some good news? The car is covered by insurance. * Did you know that Princess Grace was on the radio? And on the dashboard and on ...