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Two More Pints (2014)

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Two More Pints (2014) - Plot & Excerpts

— He can’t be anny worse than the dozy cunts that’ve been runnin’ it up to now.
— True. Although – did yeh see the ad, did yeh?
— I did, yeah.
— So. You’ve your man arrivin’ at the lighthouse.
— In the pissin’ rain, yeah.
— To change the light bulb.
— An’ he manages it all righ’.
— It’s comfortin’ tha’, isn’t it? Tha’ the new boss o’ the bank can change a bulb.
— An’ he turns on the light as well, don’t forget.
— Fair enough – it’s a busy day.
— An’ the voice is goin’, ‘We recognise tha’ for the last few years the waters have been particularly stormy.’ — Un-fuckin’-believable.
— An’ this bit. ‘That’s why we want – an’ need – to renew our commitment to look ou’ for you.’ — You know it off by heart.
— I fuckin’ do.
— But did you notice his bike?
— Wha’?
— When he’s inside in the lighthouse lookin’ ou’ for us, his bike’s outside. Parked against the wall, like.
— Yeah – okay.

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