Patrick, 36. ‘When you have chemistry with someone, it’s undeniable. It doesn’t matter what they look like, or what they do. That’s what I’m looking for.’ Ella snorted. She didn’t care what anyone looked like either as long as she could be screwed. She scrolled down further. Phil, 43. ‘I like to meet people and have a laugh. I hope to meet an interesting girl. From there who knows?’ Who knows indeed? Ella favourited that link to return to if nothing else took her fancy. Simone, 28. ‘I’m looking for friendship really, great if it develops further, or maybe I’ll be totally swept off my feet. Oh and by the way I’m one of the normalish women on here…can be slightly mad but in a good way and definitely not moody and got a great sense of humour.’ Ella sighed again. What was it with people – great if it develops further? The website name was the biggest clue – one night only! And Simone definitely didn’t sound normal from that description.