Hundreds of Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Martini CONTENTS TITLE PAGEDEDICATIONACKNOWLEDGMENTSPREFACEINTRODUCTION CHAPTER 1. YOU ARE WHAT YOU EATDoes it really take seven years to digest chewing gum?Why does your pee smell when you eat asparagus?Does sugar really make kids hyperactive?What causes an ice cream headache?Does eating chocolate cause acne?Why do you cry when you cut onions? Do cucumbers relieve puffy eyes?Why are you served juice and cookies after you donate blood?Why do women crave chocolate during their periods?Why do you get bloated when you eat salty food?What is a food coma?Why are you hungry an hour after eating Chinese food?What is MSG, and does it cause headaches?Can carrots help improve your vision?Does coffee stunt your growth?Why does skipping your morning coffee cause a headache?Why does spicy food make your nose run?Does spicy food cause ulcers?Does artificial sweetener cause headaches?Does licorice cause high blood pressure?CHAPTER 2. BODY ODDITIESIs it bad to crack your knuckles?Why do some folks have an “outie”