Wit And Wisdom: A Book Of Quotations (1998) - Plot & Excerpts
The Wild Wit Of Oscar Wilde More than a century after his death, Oscar Wilde still intrigues us. This poet, novelist, playwright, and essayist was also his era's leading aphorist. George Bernard Shaw called him "incomparably the greatest talker of his time -- perhaps of all time." The personality of Wilde as a consummate conversationalist was admired by everyone who encountered him. The smooth flowing utterance, sedate and self-possessed, oracular in tone, whimsical in substance, carried on without halt, or hesitation or change of word with the queer zest of a man perfect at the game.This book an excellent one for anyone to understand and appreciate the impromptu wacky wit of Oscar Wilde. Once in a while, it is good to pick up a book like this and let your hair down (Ideal for bathroom reading too).So perfect were Wilde's verbal thrusts that his victims were often flattered to have been the cause of them. Wilde claimed he could discuss any subject at any time prepared or not. A companion once took him up on this claim, asking that he discourse on the subject of "The Queen." Wilde retorted instantly- "The queen is not a subject.' Another time a journalist told him, 'I never discuss subjects on which I don't know the facts.' Wilde quickly observed, "That must limit your conversation frightfully."William Gilbert (of Gilbert and Sullivan) met Wilde at a dinner party. As usual, Wilde dominated the gathering with his stories and wit. 'I wish I could talk like you', said Gilbert during a rare pause. 'I would keep my mouth shut and claim it a virtue!' 'Ah!, That would be selfish', responded Wilde.' I could deny myself the pleasure of talking, but not to others the pleasure of listening.'Now and again Wilde found himself bested at banter. One occasion took place in America when a lady told him something was 'awfully nice'.'But 'nice' is a such a nasty word ,' said a bored- looking Wilde'Really, Mr. Wilde?', she responded. 'But is 'nasty' such a nice word?'Wilde once watched one of his old professors give a lecture in London. The man was painfully soft spoken. Afterward, he asked some of the members of the audience if they had heard him. 'Overheard, now and then', said Wilde.The French actor Coquelin once invited Oscar Wilde to visit him at his home. Wilde asked when he would be there.'I am always home about nine o'clock', said Coquelin'very well, then I shall come one evening''But, Monsieur Wilde, it is nine o'clock in the morning I meant.''Oh! Monsieur Coquelin', said Wilde who routinely slept until mid-day, "you are a remarkable man indeed. I am much more bourgeois than you are. I always go to bed about four or five o'clock. I have never been able to stay awake until that hour.'Before leaving London for a lecture tour to USA in 1882, Wilde took elocution lessons from a friend. 'I want a natural style ', Wilde told his teacher, 'with a touch of affectation'. 'Well', said the teacher, 'Haven't you got that, Oscar?'One of his favorites story about America involved those the southern states whose older citizens dated the important events before the Civil war. 'How beautiful the moon is tonight', remarked Wilde to a Southerner. 'Yes', the old southerner replied, 'but you should have seen it before the War'. While touring in USA, he lingered in New York thinking that someone might produce his play 'Vera'. When a theater manager offered him advance on condition he makes some changes in his script'. He replied demurely, 'Who am I to tamper with a masterpiece?'. Wilde himself liked this wit so much that he used to repeat it on many occasions. At the end of his lecture tour, Wilde developed a stock response for those who asked how it had gone. 'A great success', he would tell them. 'I had two secretaries. One to answer my letters and the other to send locks of hair to my admirers. I have had to let them both go, poor fellows: 'One is in hospital with writer's cramps, and the other is quite bald'.During a dinner conversation, Wilde told a host that he'd toiled strenuously that day. "I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning and took out a comma," he said. "And in the afternoon?" she asked."In the afternoon," responded Wilde, "-- well, I put it back again." As this legendary genius rightfully observed, 'Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh'. Good conversation is an ephemeral art, and as the autumn breezes blow brown leaves to eternity, the spring green freshness becomes only a memory. So it is with Oscar Wilde. The wicked wit of Wilde still glows green.
After reading The Picture of Dorian Gray it would only make sense to continue with some more Wilde. This is a book about Wilde's aphorisms divided by topics. Needless to say I underlined nearly the whole and when I have sometime I will totally come here and write the quoted down. After the shallowness and disgust for women I saw in his preview book I read, this was delightful to see another complete face of Wilde. A more sensitive human being. He was quite repulsed by poverty and considered poor people inferior but after going to prison he realized that lack of money doesn't mean lack of values, or brains, or whatever and he actually felt very touched and respectful with the lives of people he was dealing with everyday. What really killed me is that after what he went through, being outrageously imprisoned for his homosexuality, he died in the end, being a better person. note to self: there is a biographical movie called Wilde I totally show check out.
What do You think about Wit And Wisdom: A Book Of Quotations (1998)?
This was pretty humorous. Sometimes, when you take a quote out of context, the humor is lost. Also, the book repeated quotes a couple times.Other than that, I liked it. Who doesn't find Oscar Wilde humorous? Everyone does, whether they know it or not. Quotes and one-liners are tossed around all the time that no one knows came from Wilde, but they enjoy it anyway.I find it incredibly amusing that he was the one who said, 'Every saint has a past, every sinner has a future', because churches in my area have begun using it.... I'm sure if they knew the source was a man convicted of sodomy, they wouldn't use that quote anymore.All in all, amusing and often true. Really, we should all just read his plays, but if you're looking for a particular quote, this is useful.
—Wendy
