said the moon. “Are you serious?” blinked Ganymede. “Of course I am. When have you known me to be otherwise? I always mean what I say and I’m never frivolous.” “Really?” smirked Ganymede. “What about that time a few years ago when you decided to become a radical lesbian and have nothing more to do with the male members of the solar system? You even planned to withhold moonbeams from slanting on heterosexuals on the surface of the Earth! One week later you were back to normal.” “I was just going through a phase,” said the moon. “My point exactly! Sometimes you’re not serious!” “I’m afraid Ganymede’s right,” spoke up Callisto, “but that doesn’t mean we think you’re a liar.” “Just rather too imaginative,” said Ganymede. “Charming!” huffed the moon. “You can’t blame us for being sceptical,” pointed out Titan, peeping through the rings of Saturn, “considering the unlikelihood of your claim. What makes you think clowns have colonised your barren surface?”
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