The title alone prepares you for this silly read. This girl is rude and mean and nasty to just about everyone. Her name is Alley and she's proud of her Ice Queen nickname. She doesn't give guys or anyone else a chance. She'd rather insult and belittle everyone than make a new friend.Well...that's...
It all starts with an assignment. Leon's "gifted and talented" class has to make educational videos for the sixth and seventh graders. Leon originally chooses "sex ed" as his subject in the hopes of showing a flash of boob. But as time goes on, his project starts to mean something. He wants to te...
You’ll notice Eileen never says what part of Fred the “royal tattoo” was on. Jason was hoping to freak Eileen out when he pulled down his pants to show her his tattoo during her interview with us, but, well, she swooned when she saw his butt. She’s a butt swooner. That’s what she is. A cheese-suc...
North moved like a cat through the Forbidden Zone. He ducked around piles of dirty clothes, hopped over stacks of used paper plates, and sifted through garbage. He needed every last one of his spy skills to find anything in a mess like this. All the years he’d kept his own room messy paid off reg...
If I were a city-eating slime, I would probably be more inclined to eat Anaheim, California, or Aspen, Colorado. Someplace touristy and clean. Or maybe I’d head to Little Italy in New York, which I assume would be delicious. I would certainly not start anywhere in Ohio. The night before we took o...
POISON Over the rest of spring break I tried to work as many extra hours as I could, just to have enough money for the time I spent with Paige. Those places with crazy crap on the walls and cheese sticks on the menu weren’t cheap. Even sex cost more than you’d think. There were bribes to pay. Pai...
I try to forget him, but then I start to think of Zoey and what a shitty person I am again, so I go back to focusing on how much I hated the drunk guy, who is probably even shittier. In the middle of the night I look up words for “drunk” on the OED to distract myself. It’s a treasure trove. Cup-s...