Having encountered three or four of David's scribblings as they have been passed around the internet, and considering them to be wickedly funny, I came up with the brilliant idea of buying and downloading editions of his two books to my tablet. Unfortunately it turns out that said three or four b...
Funny, random email conversations and nonsense rants about life make up the major portion of this book. The overall package is sweetened with nutty photos of talking cats and other silly things.Very similar to the first book. A little bit too similar. Some of the jokes get old fast, especially th...
Geoffrey stated. He turned his laptop towards me to present a photo of a woman posing on a trail in a rainforest. Geoffrey and I had been friends since working together at a printing firm years before. He was currently employed as a tech specialist for a local school and...
A young woman, little more than a girl, played the part of Rosie and she was filmed drinking with friends in a local bar before receiving a text from her boyfriend and quickly drinking up and saying goodbye. From there she left the bar and walked along a busy street, crossed over, walked into a M...
The Unpublished Emails. Ten reasons I probably shouldn’t be alive: being stabbed There is an old saying that you can choose your friends but you can’t choose your relatives. If this was true, I would be friends with Brad Pitt and he would buy me lots of presents and take m...
When he got to Thailand he must have aroused suspicion and the Thai border police made him strip off his clothes, then told him to stand on a table and jump off it. The impact on landing caused the bar of gold to drop from his rectum and fall onto the floor with a guilty clank. He told me this st...