I saw that movie Jaws. I know the girl gets eaten by a shark when she’s swimming at night.” “That was a movie, Dorothy. And I don’t believe it was at night. I think it was still light.” “Nope. Definitely at night. And it was based on a true story.” “At night the sharks are sleeping.” “Arash, you might be really smart. But obviously you don’t watch Shark Week. Sharks love to come out at night. That’s the worst time. That’s when they like to hunt.” “Are you certain?” “Yes, I’m certain.” “Okay, then I’ll have to take your word for it because you seem so passionate, which is usually a good indication of confidence. So let’s just go in up to our knees. Surely a shark can’t swim in two feet of water?” “All right. But only because you’re so passionate about wanting to do it,”
