Every year this kid's mom goes all out. The lady is Martha Stewart on steroids. My kid's are lucky if I remember to pick up the cake on the way to whatever venue I booked for the party. This woman transforms her home into party central and makes the whole thing an experience. For the kid's 6th birthday she made these pop up pirate invitations. She made them. The kids were supposed to dress up like pirates. That’s right, a fucking costume. It wasn't good enough to just show up with a gift, I had to figure out a costume for the event. Worse, I'm expected to stay because it's a big person event too. I'm not one for socializing and thankfully costumes were optional for adults. As soon as we get there she hands Harper an old looking aged piece of paper. It’s a letter written, in calligraphy, that says: Blackbeard the Pirate has stolen Captain Jack's treasure and he needs your help to find it. Meet him on his ship. It is below the tavern where the world's best chili is made. On the way you will need to find a few things to help Captain Jack battle Blackbeard.
