That’s how much Natalie and Doug’s toddler-sized newborn girl weighs. Nine freaking pounds! At first, Jake didn’t have any reaction to the clearly ginormous size of this child, until I pointed out ten pounds is roughly the size of Butterscotch. When we spoke to Natalie to congratulate her, she informed us her doctor told her it appeared to be the most painful labor she’d ever seen anybody go through and she deserves a medal for being such a champ. Never mind she took every kind of pain medicine legally available in the United States when she delivered. She also said they’ve decided to name her Ash Leigh. As in two words. First word “Ash.” Second word “Leigh.” Middle name “Sierra.” The second I heard it, all I could picture was: “And now, appearing on Naughty Girls center stage, our featured performer: Ash Leigh Sierra!” Poor girl. It’s bad enough her parents are Natalie and Doug, now she has to live with an exotic-dancer name.
