It was fifty thousand years ago when Homo sapiens made their grand entrance to Central Asia. The land called Kerala and its inhabitants, Malayalees, appeared in the evolutionary hierarchy after this landmark; that is, less than fifty thousand years ago. Malayalees descended from a breed of Homo sapiens called Homo malayalees, and this happened toward the latter part of the evolution—in fact in the very final phase, qualifying them to become the most developed humans at birth. This intriguing discovery took its origin not only from Amballore University’s Evolutionary Science Department but also from a reservoir of Indian mythology that links Mahavishnu’s incarnation intricately to the Malayalees’ birth. The general public may be unaware of this, but Amballore University’s anthropology faculty was staffed by a bevy of famous misfits. The department was chaired by an intellectual who erred on the critical theory of the keralasaur, a native of very ancient Kerala and a far-removed maternal uncle of the dinosaur.
