A certain model slash actress slash soon-to-be talk show host was in the double G boutique on Fifth Avenue attempting to buy the new top-handle bag in black patent leather. But declinedcredit cards (one right after another until she ran out of stock) prevented her from closing the deal. The Nubian princess left in tears. Here’s hoping her new employer offersa pay advance. She needs all the retail therapy she can get on accountof that psycho ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be baseball’s hottest outfield attraction. 4 Simone It was like being in one of those big budget, loud Hollywood disaster movies. As the world fell down all around her, Simone Williams was running as fast as she could. She burst inside her sunny one-bedroom Upper East Side apartment and flattened her back against the door, chest heaving. The humiliation was total—possibly her most embarrassingmoment ever.Worse than the flat-on-her-face fall she took on the Paris runway during her first Karl Lagerfeld show. Even worse than the time she vomited on William L.
