(Approximately 12600 words) Each episode stands alone, like a TV episode, but is part of a larger story. WARNING: This story contains explicit sex and erotic scenes, M/ F. For adults, 18 + only. Big Girls on Top I groaned as the music cued up—and poured myself a shot of Jack Daniels. Nadia (aka Crystal) had decided to ravage the song stylings of Adele again. Not that I wasn’t a fan of my fellow plus sized sister from across the pond, but this was the fourth routine this week featuring the contra alto. Frisky Kittens, the strip-club the surreptitiously named Nadia and I work at, is pretty roomy by Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania standards. But in any other city it would be dinky. And Adele’s wall-of-sound songs kind of reverberate off the walls like shrapnel in a Spielberg war epic. And all that earsplitting noise for a little waif of a girl with teased bottle-blond hair, skinny legs, man hips and absolutely no ass. But she did have extravagantly surgically enhanced breasts that could stop traffic—and probably made her lose her balance every time she moved. They’d cost her five thousand dollars. I think she should have spent her money on a better car.
