I jerk upright, my heart beating fast, before remembering it’s Saturday. Thank goodness, I think, slowly lowering myself back onto the rock-hard mattress. Last night was a late one and my head still feels fuzzy. I stayed up until three working on my column, trying to strike the right balance between drama and sympathy – and making sure not to give away too many details to maintain anonymity. The words filter into my mind and I smile proudly. DON’T FEEL PATHETIC: GO COSMETIC What do you do when you catch your girlfriend cheating with your best friend? For our Build a Man James, the answer’s easy: redesign yourself completely with cosmetic surgery. Jeremy – or James – comes out looking a bit like an abandoned puppy, but when people read this column, they’ll want to tear Julia and David limb from limb for what they’ve done. I know I do. It’s such a shame I can’t actually reveal who they are. Hopefully Leza will like it. I emailed it to her late last night, along with the photos for the wardrobe poll so the graphics man could work his magic.
