I needed some new make-up brushes, and ELF’s line was the least expensive, and was actually as good as Sephora’s. Not to mention at an 85% discounted price! As I roamed the isles, I happened to see the most remarkable sundress! It was red, with black vines and flowers on it, in tube top fashion, and I knew I just had to have it. I looked at the price, $14.99, and thought shit; at that price I could do two; so I took the red one, and the black one with the red vines. When I reached the check out, the guy in front of me looked back; and I was liking! He was very handsome, and I tried not to smile too wide. Then he made the mistake of grinning, and I nearly choked on my laughter. He was missing his two front teeth! I quickly looked away, then pretended that I got a text message, and he turned back around.
