Come Sopravvivere All'attacco Di Un Nano Da Giardino: Tecniche Difensive Per Quando I Guerrieri Del Prato Colpiranno (e Lo Faranno) (2010) - Plot & Excerpts
I always suspected there was something creepy about those "cute" little garden gnomes! Finally, someone has the courage to speak the truth and that gutsy person is Chuck Sambuchino! He reveals all in this hilarious book, and, once you stop laughing, you will never look at gnomes the same way again. They are coming for you, and only Chuck can tell you how to defend yourself. Get it now before it's too late! Hahahahhahahahaha, ohhhh this book made me laugh so hard! This fiction-comedy style book was all fake, but it seemed so real in the sense that he wrote it in. And yes, the book is all about what the title says; How to survive if a garden gnome decides to attack you and your home! Garden Gnomes are said to be quite evil, and want to kill you, according to this book. So, the author gives you tips and tools on how to survive a garden gnome attack, what one would use to kill a garden gnome, what forms of attack a garden gnome comes in, what tools he uses to kill you with, when and where the garden gnome would enter your house, and so on. I thought it was hilarious and a MUSSSSSSSST-READ!!! Especially for YOU, Tarunaka! Who knows?! Maybe a garden gnome will decide to attack my dwelling one day! And if he does, I'll be ready.
What do You think about Come Sopravvivere All'attacco Di Un Nano Da Giardino: Tecniche Difensive Per Quando I Guerrieri Del Prato Colpiranno (e Lo Faranno) (2010)?
Should have been funnier. The pictures were fabulous, but the text was dry.
—Peterson
Very informative. The pictures were the best!
—ptbanc