ad I placed late last night. My shit’s flooded with horny muhfuckas tryna get at some hard dick. Some of ’em about games, but there’s a lot more tryna get it in. It’s been four days since my first two eps ‘n’ I’m already feelin’ like I can really turn this shit into a money-maker. Yeah, muhfucka, if the price is right…get that paper! I hit up a few peeps that seem legit, then hit Nivia up on text to see what time she’s comin’ home. She ‘n’ the kids are up in Union City at her sister’s baby shower and I’m here, relaxin’. But if I can fuck a few extra dollars outta some horny soul, then I’ma go make it pop. I’ve already made two hunnid today fuckin’ another old broad. She was in her sixties or some shit. Her pussy was dry as dust, but her mouth game was wetter than a muhfucka. Granny was all gums ‘n’ wet tongue. Them old jaws sucked my shit so good I almost let her suck my shit for free. True to life. Her head game was bananas. I scan through my emails.
