Doctor Whom Or ET Shoots And Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach To Parodication - Plot & Excerpts
‘We’ve arrived!’ announced the Dr, somewhat superfluously. ‘Here we are.’ ‘And this is the location of our mission?’ Linn asked. ‘Oh yes.’ ‘So where are we, exactly?’ ‘According to my screen here,’ said the Dr, ‘we’re on a planet called, um.’ ‘Um?’ I said. ‘The Planet Um is in the Hesitant System,’ Linn explained, in a superior voice, ‘orbiting the Star Sch.’ ‘No, not um,’ said the Dr. ‘That was me pausing, trying to read the iddly-bittly typeface on this . . . Hell. That’s what it’s called.’ ‘Hell,’ I said. ‘That doesn’t bode well.’ ‘Well,’ said the Dr, airily. ‘I wouldn’t read too much into that. It might be that Hell means something very pleasant and inoffensive in the local language. Something like, I don’t know, Chicken Korma. Or Eiderdown. Or something.’ ‘Never mind all this chatter,’ said Linn, impatiently. ‘Let’s sort out this mission. It’s placing an apostrophe on an official sign, I think you said.
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