Fat Vampire 6: Survival Of The Fattest - Plot & Excerpts
He wasn’t surprised. “No,” he told the phone. “No fucking way.” The phone rallied back, trying to be passive-aggressive: “You have to. You have to help.” “No, I don’t,” Reginald said. “You’ve raised your petard. Prepare to be hoisted upon it.” The voice said nothing, clearly failing to understand. So Reginald added, “Would you prefer a metaphor wherein you get fucked up the ass by a dildo that you yourself created?” On the other end of the line, Charles Barkley cleared his throat. This had to be difficult for Charles. Reginald had been an outsider with the vampire government from the start, and he’d been an outsider with Charles from the moment they’d laid eyes on each other, back in the bowling alley where Reginald had first been turned. Charles had probably drawn the short straw to have to make this call — or maybe Timken had made him do it, reasoning that Reginald and Charles shared a connection. Bygones, after all these years, would surely be bygones.
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