"You get a free gift for doing it." "The last thing I need is some kinky sex toy for Ambrose to find and ask about," said Lou Anne. "It isn't just sex toys!" said Jessica heatedly. "This is a passion party, and this is classy stuff, Lulu. And you know my apartment is way too small to have a party like this in." "Well, it's a pain in the ass, if you ask me," said Lou Anne. "I hope you're not planning on any of us prancing around in next to nothing. Kris is here, you know." "What? What's he doing here?" "He's taking care of Ambrose for me so I can host your stupid party! That's what he's doing here." "But of course we're going to want to try things on," moaned Jessica. "What fun is it to look at something on a hanger?" She frowned. "Did you tell him what kind of party it is? I don't want him peeking. I had to work hard to get some of these women to come." "I only told him we wanted privacy. He agreed to keep Ambrose in his room. He'll probably read to him or tell him stories or whatever." "He sure spends a lot of time over here," said Jessica suggestively. "I'm just his editor, kind of," said Lou Anne.
