Everything feels so surreal. My best friend has, overnight, become unrecognisable. Those twins are driving me to insanity and I constantly have the feeling they’re laughing at me behind my back. Then there’s Sorana Salem. Amie and I have always disliked Sorana, but she is now officially My Nemesis. Two words: Josh Green. It’s always those two words. I can’t help it – I know I’m completely obsessed with him and it’s not cool, but I can’t seem to help myself. I’ve been madly in love with him ever since we were fifteen, when we first met at Alice’s birthday party. He’s just so… I don’t know; I can’t even explain it. It’s like magic, or fate, or alchemy. He somehow manages to seem really cool but sort of grown up at the same time. There’s something solid about him that makes everyone else seem blurry. He’s good-looking, obviously, but he’s really quirky – he wears shorts and flip-flops pretty much all year round and he currently has dyed yellow hair for some obscure reason.