Girls, Guilty But Somehow Glorious - Plot & Excerpts
. 11 SUNDAY 2.28 p.m. A disastrous and disgusting episode ‘Just excuse me one moment!’ I said, leaping to my feet in what I hoped was an elegant soaring movement worthy of a life coach. ‘I think we may have some of those brochures upstairs, Africa!’ I walked swiftly from the room. By some miracle of muscles, I managed to hold my bum shut till I got to Chloe’s bedroom. I shut the door behind me, grabbed a cushion (as a kind of silencer) and farted into it. The door flew open. Chloe rushed in. ‘What are you doing?’ she whispered in a hectic rush. ‘Shut the door!’ I hissed. ‘I’m farting! Those goddam beans!’ Chloe started giggling. I closed the door and groaned. ‘There’s another one coming!’ I let rip with gusto. ‘I’m sorry!’ ‘Me too!’ gasped Chloe, and produced a sound like a fairy trumpet: high-pitched, cute and cheeky.
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