How To Outrun A Crocodile When Your Shoes Are Untied (2014) - Plot & Excerpts
—Animal Wisdom I bet Africa feels a lot like junior high then. Only here the predators wear skirts and the prey can’t move as quickly as gazelles. Sometimes, it feels like life should stop until you feel better. You know, like when bad things happen and you have a moment of silence over the PA system at school or something. Life should do that for you when you become camel poop girl and your best friend meets a girl named Leilani and your grandpa is parading around the news like a rockstar. Life should stop when you can’t figure out who you are, no matter how hard you try. Just a moment, where things don’t change or don’t move, out of respect. But it doesn’t. The next day, I knew I had to have a plan. Wild animals adapt and evolve to survive their hostile environments: I had to do the same. I needed a method, a fail-proof plan to make it through the next three days of school without Liv’s help. While Grandpa was in town flaunting his famousness all over the place.
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