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I Could Pee on This

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I Could Pee On This - Plot & Excerpts

Tiny boxes Little help?
KITTEN HOLY [censored], THAT BALL CAN BOUNCE!
GET THE [deleted] OUT OF HERE, THIS STRING IS GREAT!
SON OF A [removed], I CAN RUN SO FAST!
NO [banned] WAY, I JUST BROKE THAT PLATE!
WHAT THE [edited], DID YOU SEE ME JUMP?!
WELL [forbidden] ME, I’M CAUGHT IN A JAR MOTHER [bleep], I SHOWED THAT LAMP!
OH [cut] NO, THERE GOES YOUR GUITAR!
UN-[denied]-BELIEVABLE, I CAN CLIMB YOUR LEGS!
NO [blocked] LIE, I CAN DISTRESS YOUR FLOOR!
FOR [erased] SAKES, ISN’T MY LIFE GRAND?!
SO [censored] SAD I’M A KITTEN FOR JUST SIX MONTHS MORE!
SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE DOGS Some of my best friends are dogs We talk about dog things Some of my cat friends don’t get it We laugh at their fear The dogs see me as one of their own True, they don’t like it when I bark Or play dead Or chew their toys Or sniff their butts But we’re cool Some of my best friends are dogs I just thought you should know THEN ALL WENT DARK I’M BLIND!
Oh wait, I’m not I’M BLIND!
No, my vision is clear I’M BLIND!

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