If The Stick Turns Pink... (2003) - Plot & Excerpts
As Bailey drove down Main Street, cows were everywhere. Papier maché cows peeked out of store windows, life-size statues stood on the sidewalks and flags in the likeness of bovines hung from every streetlamp. Bailey was meeting Tanner for coffee at the café in a few minutes. He hadn’t seen his neighbor since before his wedding to Mellie and was looking forward to a little man talk. If he was perfectly honest with himself, he would face the fact that he’d made the arrangement to meet Tanner because he needed some time away from the house…away from Mellie. A little more than a month of marriage had transformed his bachelor pad into an alien landscape. Lacy doilies now decorated the surface of his end tables, and most evenings fragrant candles filled the air with the scent of summer breezes and wildflowers, strawberries and apples. In the kitchen, colorful potholders had appeared, matching the pretty dish towels and brightening up what had been comfortably utilitarian. The bedroom and master bath were the worst of all.
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