She must have known she had indeed roped herself a cowboy and had him now tied to the stable, there to do what she wanted with him.Dearest Donna, he began. On the inside cover was the drawing of a caveman holding a club, a bubble caption reading, Who, me? The card inscription read: Now, there are still men, not a lot has changed. George had written a cute little message in parentheses by the bubble caption, George (OTJ??). This was a recurring joke: George of the Jungle. The idea was that George had been so manly, so aggressive and savage in bed, keen on doing “wild” things underneath the sheets, Donna referred to him as “G.O.T.J.”George sent the card to say how thoughtful it was Donna had sent him all the “recent heartfelt e-mails.” He appreciated it. On the way over to a client’s office, George explained, he listened to the Celine Dion tape and thought how great it was that Donna had gone to the trouble of sending it to Michigan: You are going to spoil me!Donna responded by sending George a card, pointing out, You have made my life complete, and other wishy-washy things new lovers say while, blinded by lust, in a euphoric state of courtship.George’s response: I’m just waiting for my chance to snuggle up close to you.
