On his left, American representative, She looked a bit like Jerry Hall, Why oh why are Americans so tall? Next to her, Swedish gentleman, Performance quite respectable. On his left, English representative, I know we once had parity, But alas, there ends the similarity. Well, after all, his population is sixty four million, And on my right, Norwegian gentleman, who dines with heads of state. “How is Ireland?” my host politely asks, “Wet.” I reply. “And business?” “Well the market is limited” I say, matter of factly, Never apologetically, “Ah Ireland, such wonderful golf courses.” “What’s your handicap?” “Eight,” he replies, “And you?” I know the maximum is twenty four, But I could think of a million more. Why, oh why must I relinquish My aspirations for Vanity In my pursuit of Sanity!
What do You think about Life Is A Serious Business?
