Love...Among The Stars: Book 4 In The Love...Series (Love Series) - Plot & Excerpts
Last night I went to bed a successful and largely happy woman in her late thirties, and today I woke up as a tropical fruit - popular with children for its taste, and with adult males for its highly amusing phallic shape. Now, obviously I haven't really turned into a banana overnight. If that were the case, you wouldn't be reading this, as bananas have no opposable thumbs with which to hold a pen. I make the comparison because my face has turned the same colour as the average bunch of Fyffes. As I stare at myself in the mirror with mounting horror, I realise that vast areas of my skin have gone a disturbing shade of yellow. I tell you what, if you don't like the banana comparison, let's chuck a few more in for good measure: I'm as yellow as a sun ripened lemon, as yellow as a squeezy rubber ducky, as yellow as a sunflower in full bloom... And the reason for this new, disturbing hue? A £150 tub of fake tan Jamie bought me for Christmas. Yes, you heard that right. A one hundred and fifty pound tub of fake tan (or 'refined bronzing solution’ as the manufacturers choose to call it).
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