Mr. Klutz was about to announce the winner of the election. We were all on pins and needles. Well, not really. That would hurt. “The president of the third grade is … NOBODY!” “Gasp!” everybody gasped. “Nobody?” I yelled. “I’m sorry,” said Mr. Klutz, “but A.J. and Andrea have both been disqualified.” “Why?” everybody was asking. “I have been informed that Mayor Hubble was helping both of them,” said Mr. Klutz. “Officer Spence, arrest that man!” Our security guard, Officer Spence, came running over to Mayor Hubble. “You’re under arrest!” he said as he slapped a pair of handcuffs on the mayor. “On what charge?” demanded Mayor Hubble. “Trespassing, stealing yard signs, contributing to the delinquency of minors …” “B-but …,” said Mayor Hubble. Everybody started giggling because the mayor said “but,” which sounds just like “butt” except it’s missing a t.* “That’s not fair!” Mayor Hubble yelled as Officer Spence dragged him away.
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