She said only the driver gets to pick the music—and the volume also. She switched the radio station every few seconds. She never stayed on one station long enough to even hear the song. I’m not sure she even wanted to listen to music, maybe she just wanted to scan. Finally, “Smells Like Teen Spirit” came on, and she left it on that station. It was Kiss FM, a Buffalo station that played dance hits and some alternative. Gina and I had listened to it before. You can get US radio stations in Canada, but you can’t get Canadian stations in the US. I don’t know why. Maybe Americans don’t like our music and they put up invisible walls that block all the radio waves coming from Canada. But no one knows that the Americans are doing that because the walls are invisible. That would be what’s called a conspiracy. Most people think that people who have conspiracy theories are crazy, but it’s not always true. And besides, even crazy people can be right about things when nobody else is.