No One Could Have Guessed The Weather (2013) - Plot & Excerpts
This guaranteed moist juicy breast meat and not the white sawdust-tasting astronaut-chew food people were used to. She had learned this from a cookery demonstration she went to the year she had lived in London, during which she had embraced the full Victorian ideal of Christmas, the holly wreaths, traditional English carols, even brussels sprouts, with the zeal of a convert. Ever since, she strove annually to have at least fifteen family members sitting round her dining table pretending they liked one another, for, as she always said, “Christmas won’t be Christmas without any alcohol-fueled arguments.” Last year her teenage nephew had obliged by setting fire to his hair gel with the end of a joint and, although Kristian had saved the day and possibly the youth’s chances of future successful sexual congress by hurling a jug of pomegranate bellini over him, when Julia’s unmarried brother Andy, in whose bag the illegal substance had been found, explained that he was taking it for medical reasons only (he lived in Vermont), he and Julia had had a violent dispute, ending in a headlock straight out of WrestleMania, about how Andy had ruined everyone’s life with his burgeoning addictive behaviors the year before Julia had left for Barnard.
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