Nocturnal Emissions BEDROCK Wilma and Fred will end up dead In Bedrock Their bones will be found all stuck in the ground In Bedrock Barney and Fred will have a fight Hit each other on the head with a trilobite Lay like Pompeii clay and turn bleached white In Bedrock Dr. Leakey would get freaky at the goings-on In Bedrock Darwin would be howlin’ at the madcap times In Bedrock The Creationists all up in arms Not amused in the least by Dino’s charms They got their own theories ‘bout those bones and cairns In Bedrock Kubrick’s got it wrong there’s no Zarathustra song In Bedrock And don’t misconceive there’s no Adam or Eve In Bedrock National Geographic will be hearing bells And more mystical types won’t be feeling well When they find that man dawned on animation cells In Bedrock I love the pratfalls of those Neanderthals In Bedrock I’m the biggest fan of Cro-Magnon man In Bedrock Pebbles and Bam Bam are the missing link Got an elephant trunk in their kitchen sink Those were the days I’m inclined to think In Bedrock (And with a little luck we’ll stay alive Live with the Jetsons in their bee-like hive Isn’t life fun on channel five?
