What the hell else am I going to do while breast-feeding 24/7? Your drama with the country star is at least as entertaining as any of these reality shows about rednecks. You’re welcome. > acting like I was with Quentin to make Erin jealous, so that she’d want to get back with him. But we haven’t had sex My only question here would be, WHY NOT? > because he’s still in love with her Right. Damn. > emerald necklace that must have cost a fortune. I’m sure it’s just to keep up the facade, and of course I’ll give it back to him when he makes up with Erin Whatever. > orgasm in the shower. Not your run-of-the-mill “unh”-and-I’m-done orgasm, either. This orgasm extended for miles either way down the highway. They probably felt this thing in Tuscaloosa. Wow, this is better than reality shows about rednecks. > wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong It’s not wrong. All you’ve ever had is Harold Fawn. You deserve some hot-boiled ’Bama love. > what if I fell for him? Oh, hell, Sarah, let him go down on you if he wants.