Romance Of The Snob Squad (2010) - Plot & Excerpts
For one thing Vanessa wasn’t practicing. She sat at the kitchen table, staring off into wall plaster. When she saw me, she blinked and pressed a finger to her lips. “What?” Then I heard it. Or felt it. Charged linoleum, powered by the bellowing from the basement. “I thought we agreed to do this together,” my mother’s angry voice streamed up the stairs. “I thought we were going to find something in common to do together.” A clunk against the basement wall made both Vanessa and me jump. My father said, “I hate dancing. I’ve always hated dancing. You know that.” Ominous footsteps pounded on the stairs. Like a scared pig, I skittered off to my room, where those Hostess cupcakes beckoned from the dresser drawer. Maybe I’d even write them down. I took out my food diary and flipped to an empty page. It happened to be page two. Rather than jotting down Cupcakes, Hostess, both of them, I wrote, Jennifer Marie Rooney. It had a nice ring. Jenny Rooney. Very nice. Mrs. Kevin Rooney.
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