Salmonella Men On Planet Porno (Vintage Contemporaries) (2006) - Plot & Excerpts
“Would you mind coming over?” he said in a tremulous little voice like a mosquito’s hum. “Why? Is something wrong? Has something happened?” I asked. “Well… You know,” he mumbled, then said nothing for a moment. He seemed to be looking for the right words. “Well, I’ll tell you when you get here.” It was a diffident voice. Usually, he’d be loudly and forcefully debating with me on subjects like topology, relativity or parallel universes – so much so that I could hardly get a word in edgeways. “You in a hurry then?” “Yes. Well, no. It’s not particularly urgent. But if you’re free… Well, you know. It would help if you came over right away.” His voice sounded even more hesitant now, almost apologetic. But his odd tone had the opposite effect on me – it made me think something really serious must have happened. So I agreed to go over right away. His shop was on the main street. As I walked in, he greeted me with an “Oh, hi,” gazed at me with an expression of utter gratitude, and led me to a small reception area at the back of the shop.
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