It is because of sex that favorable genes are passed from one generation to the next, making it stronger, healthier, and all-around more fuckable.But it was homo and hetero sapiens who elevated sex to staggering new heights. Armed with a superior intellect, a relentless desire for better orgasms, and opposable thumbs that could reach our own genitals, we single-and double-handedly transformed sex from merely surviving to really living. In fact, human copulation is widely recognized as the best sex in the universe. It is our greatest achievement and our legacy... and we’re only getting better at it.Still, man can learn a lot from animals: how to find an appropriate mate, how to complete the transfer of bodily fluids while looking out for predators, and most important, how to abandon said mate after obtaining sexual gratification with little to no awkwardness (even if it means biting their head off). In many ways, animals are nature’s sex ed teachers minus the condom and the banana, unless you’re watching baboons fuck in the zoo, in which case one of them might have a banana.They say those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
