Go on. Suck your mother’s tits. You think this is ridiculous? It is. Get ready to use your head.When a woman gives birth, her body produces milk and she nurses her child.Breast milk can grow an 8-pound newborn into a 24-pound tod-dler. Sounds pretty fattening, huh? It is. By design, it is intended to allow for the biggest growth spurt of a person’s entire life. Breast milk alone can accommodate for a 300 percent weight gain in a twelve-month period. When her child is anywhere from 12 to 24 months old, a mother stops breast feeding. Her milk dries up. The child will never drink breast milk ever again.Cows, like all mammals, are much the same. Their bodies produce milk only when they give birth. Contrary to popular belief, they do not need to be milked—ever. Their udders, like women’s breasts, exist even when there is no milk in them. There is one major difference, however. Cows’ milk, by design, grows a 90-pound calf into a 2,000-pound cow over the course of two years.72 It allows calves to double their birth weight in forty-seven days and leaves their four stomachs feeling full.
