Just ignore the fact that we don't have a compass or anything. Also the fact that we haven't exactly been going in a straight line this entire time. How the fuck do you walk in a straight line in the middle of the woods? I guess you can try, but good luck with that. We can probably just turn around, though. We know where we came from, so it's not like we can't just go back that way. Yeah, that's it. We're fine. It's cool... "So tell me about this girl you're dating," my dad says, kind of serious but friendly. "Yeah, she's cool," I say. That's it. Not sure I want to say more yet. Better not to incriminate myself when I finally tell him the truth. "Who is she?" he says. "Do I know her?" Shit. "Uh, maybe?" "It's not one of Ashley's friends, is it?" my dad asks. How the fuck do I even have this conversation? Someone help me out here, please, because I have no clue what I'm doing right now. "Kind of?" I say. Ashley's probably friends with herself, right? Sure, let's go with that. "It's complicated." "How long have you been dating her?" my dad asks. "Does she have a name? Give me something to work with here, Ethan." He laughs, and I guess it is kind of funny. I'm being vague as fuck, but there's a damn good reason for it. I guess I could just come out and tell him right now, but I'm still not sure how to do it. You can say it's as easy as just saying it, but for me it's not that easy. I'm fine with doing everything else, but this shit is hard for me.
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