2 And of course you should never compare excitement to a wet fish in a bucket of mud. I have at least three cousins who are nowhere near as exciting as a bucket of mud, even one with no fish in it at all. 3 This was exactly what Winchflat was doing. 4 Skivvytex is a disgusting leather-look plastic made from environmentally nauseous recycled Belgian beach sandals. Greenies love Skivvytex even though it uses ten times as much energy to recycle it as it would to make brand new plastic. 5 You may find this hard to believe but there are girls who really do get called things like Ffion and Aaaqil and Ffarjon, especially in Wales, where everyone thinks with a stutter. 6 See The Floods 1: Neighbours. 7 Actually, not many people have a sister called Satanella. 8 Though I did have an Uncle Claude who spent the last fifteen years of his life living in a large bucket of preserved eggs in the mistaken belief that the liquid would also preserve him, which it did. It didn’t stop him from dying but it did stop bits of him rotting away after he had died.
