Weird is a freaking understatement. There’s no word for what this is right now. Sitting outside on top of a picnic table with your ex-boyfriend, who happened to help your current boyfriend save you from a complete psychopath who you used to consider your best friend? Yeah, no words for this right now, other than that it might be the perfect segment for the Jerry Springer show. “Why did you do it?” “Ames, that’s a loaded question. It could mean anything. You wanna explain?” “Getting me out of there, why did you do it?” “Because despite the way everything ended with us, I care.” He cares. I’m pretty sure that’s bullshit, but I’ll play along for now. “You don’t believe that do you?” “Not really, no. Can you blame me?” “Nope. Sometimes I have a hard time believing me.”
