—HELEN KELLER OUT OF THE CAR When it's almost done, but not done yet, and you start warming yourself up to the idea of your life without him…he's out of the car. Girl, it will be okay, just shut the door behind him. Things to Remember: All the stuff you haven't had time to do lately, The things you never really liked about him, That other guy you liked and tried to ignore, Everything happens for a reason. As a Resolution: “Forget about it; I'm not putting up with this crap anymore—he's out of the car!” ON THE CURB When it's really done and he's so far out of the car, that he's out the door and on the street. You, my friend, are driving away and waving to his ass sittin’ on the curb. This is the time to roll up the windows, turn on the radio, and step on the gas. Just Keep Telling Yourself: You never have to make this mistake again, Every wrong guy gets you one step closer to the right one, The biggest sin in life is choosing unhappiness, One day he'll be a funny anecdote to laugh about with your girlfriends.
